hairophile

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A person who gets a hard on from sniffing and feeling hair like it’s the last piece of pizza.

I walked into a salon and immediately got a boner from the smell of her hair. I didn’t leave until I touched it.

He asked me to bring my hair to work just so he could sniff it during meetings. I did it. He got promoted.

I date a guy who smells my hair before he even says hello. It’s annoying but I’m used to it now.

Someone who gets a massive erection from hair, like it’s the best thing since sliced bread and bacon.

She got a hard on just from me brushing my hair in front of her. I didn’t even say anything.

He asked me to wear a wig to the party. I did. He had a meltdown and I laughed.

My boss is a hairophile. He sniffs my hair every morning. I pretend I don’t notice.

A person who’s obsessed with hair, like it’s the only thing that matters in life and they’re not going to let you forget it.

He told me I had the best hair in the world. I didn’t believe him until he sniffed it and got a boner.

I got a job just so my coworker could sniff my hair every day. It’s worth it.

She’s a hairophile. I know because she once asked me if my hair was dyed or just naturally perfect.