hairologist - Someone who makes your hair look like it was dragged through

Someone who makes your hair look like it was dragged through a mud pit and then called it 'style'

My hairologist made my hair look like it was dragged through a mud pit and called it 'style'.

He said it was 'style'. I think it was just a mud pit.

My hairologist made my hair look like it was dragged through a mud pit and called it 'style'. I think it was just a mud pit.