hairologist

My barber said he was a hairologist. I asked if he could stop calling me a 'hair transformation' and just say I look like a bald eagle that got hit by a truck.

My hairologist tried to make me look fancy. Now I look like I got in a fight with a chicken and lost.

My hairologist said my hair was 'a work of art'. It looks more like a mess from a war zone.

My hairologist put goo on my head and said it was 'magic'. It just smelled like a gym sock that never saw the light of day.

She called my hair 'a masterpiece' after putting goo on it. I think it was just a gym sock that never saw the light of day.

My hairologist said he could fix my hair with 'magic goo'. Now my hair looks like it got in a fight with a gym sock.

My hair wizard called me a 'hair disaster' after using a comb and a lot of bad words.

He said he was a hair wizard. I think he just uses a comb and a lot of bad words.

My hair wizard said I had 'the worst hair ever'. I think he just uses a comb and a lot of bad words.

My hairologist made my hair look like it was dragged through a mud pit and called it 'style'.

He said it was 'style'. I think it was just a mud pit.

My hairologist made my hair look like it was dragged through a mud pit and called it 'style'. I think it was just a mud pit.

My hair guru said he could fix my hair. I think he just uses a lot of hairspray and a lot of lies.

He said he was a hair guru. I think he just uses a lot of hairspray and a lot of lies.

My hair guru said I had 'the best hair ever'. I think he just uses a lot of hairspray and a lot of lies.

My hair legend said he could fix my hair. I think he just uses a lot of bad words and a lot of goo.

He said he was a hair legend. I think he just uses a lot of bad words and a lot of goo.

My hair legend said I had 'the best hair ever'. I think he just uses a lot of bad words and a lot of goo.