hairologist
A person who thinks they're a hair wizard but just uses a comb and a lot of bad words
My hair wizard called me a 'hair disaster' after using a comb and a lot of bad words.
He said he was a hair wizard. I think he just uses a comb and a lot of bad words.
My hair wizard said I had 'the worst hair ever'. I think he just uses a comb and a lot of bad words.