hairnets
A hairnet is what happens when a guy with average junk leaves the lake and his hair gets all tangled up with his pubes, making him look like a mess that should be thrown away.
My uncle went swimming and came out looking like a hairnet and a disaster.
That guy at the park had a hairnet and looked like he had been dragged through a bush.
My brother went swimming and came out with a hairnet and a look of pure confusion.