hairnets

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Hairnets are the greasy, stringy, messy-haired jerks who think they're cool wearing a net on their head like it's a fashion statement. They’re usually found in kitchens or pretending they’re not a disaster.
My cousin wears a hairnet every day and still manages to look like he slept in a soup bowl.
That guy in the diner has a hairnet so tight it looks like it's trying to murder his forehead.
My boss wears a hairnet and still manages to spill coffee on me every morning.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairnet is a tiny black net you put on your head to keep your hair from falling into the food. It’s like a prison for your hair, and it’s mostly used by people who don’t know how to comb.
The chef’s hairnet is so old it looks like it’s about to fall apart and start a war with his hair.
My grandma wears a hairnet and still manages to make a mess in the kitchen.
That waiter’s hairnet is so tight it looks like it’s trying to suffocate his hair.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairnet is what happens when a guy with average junk leaves the lake and his hair gets all tangled up with his pubes, making him look like a mess that should be thrown away.
My uncle went swimming and came out looking like a hairnet and a disaster.
That guy at the park had a hairnet and looked like he had been dragged through a bush.
My brother went swimming and came out with a hairnet and a look of pure confusion.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairnet is when you stick your cum-covered condom on someone’s head after you’ve knocked them out. It’s like a cum net, and it works best on brunettes who look like they just got hit by a cum bomb.
I gave my ex a hairnet and he woke up looking like he had a cum net on his head.
My friend did that to his girlfriend and she looked like she had a cum net on her head.
I tried that on my sister and she looked like she had a cum net on her head.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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