Hairmster - A hairmster is a hair pile that smells like old cheese and l

A hairmster is a hair pile that smells like old cheese and looks like a fat hamster. It’s the reason you hate showers.

I took a picture of my hairmster and it got 10 likes from my friends.

I tried to drown my hairmster and it just floated.

My hairmster is now my pet and it eats my socks.