Hairmster

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A gross ball of hair stuck in the shower drain that looks like a dead hamster. You should wear a mask when you try to get it out.

I stepped on a hairmster and it screamed in my head.

My shower drain has a hairmster the size of a raccoon.

I tried to flush a hairmster down the toilet and it came back.

A hairmster is a chunk of hair that smells like a sweaty sock and looks like a moldy hamster. It lives in your shower and hates you.

My hairmster followed me out of the shower and sat on my towel.

I tried to vacuum a hairmster and it bit me.

I told my hairmster it was ugly and now it’s revenge.

A hairmster is a hair pile that smells like old cheese and looks like a fat hamster. It’s the reason you hate showers.

I took a picture of my hairmster and it got 10 likes from my friends.

I tried to drown my hairmster and it just floated.

My hairmster is now my pet and it eats my socks.