Hairmster - A hairmster is a chunk of hair that smells like a sweaty soc

A hairmster is a chunk of hair that smells like a sweaty sock and looks like a moldy hamster. It lives in your shower and hates you.

My hairmster followed me out of the shower and sat on my towel.

I tried to vacuum a hairmster and it bit me.

I told my hairmster it was ugly and now it’s revenge.