hairman
a guy who thinks his hair is so good it should get its own social media account and a raise.
He posted a selfie with his hair and said, 'My hair is better than your life.'
He took a picture of his hair and sent it to his crush. It was like he was saying, 'This is me.'
He touched his hair during a group project. It was like he was saying, 'I'm the most important person here.'