hairman

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a guy who can't stop touching his hair because he thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread and he's not wrong.
He touched his hair during the entire meeting. It was like he was trying to impress the boss and his hair.
He touched his hair while eating a taco. It was like he was trying to make the taco look good too.
He touched his hair while arguing with his mom. It was like he was saying, 'You're not the only one who looks good here.'
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a guy who thinks his hair is so good it should get its own social media account and a raise.
He posted a selfie with his hair and said, 'My hair is better than your life.'
He took a picture of his hair and sent it to his crush. It was like he was saying, 'This is me.'
He touched his hair during a group project. It was like he was saying, 'I'm the most important person here.'
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a guy who would touch his hair even if it was on fire and he was already dying.
He touched his hair while his shirt was on fire. It was like he was saying, 'I'm still cool.'
He touched his hair while getting yelled at. It was like he was saying, 'I don't care.'
He touched his hair during a test. It was like he was saying, 'I'm not even trying.'
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