hairlip
When you keep spelling words wrong while texting someone, and it looks like you're talking to a blind person with a broken keyboard.
She texted me 'u r a b1tch' and I had to ask her what that meant.
He spelled 'mood' like 'moood' and I thought he was high.
She wrote 'u r a m0th3rfrucker' and I laughed so hard I cried.