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A dirty, messy person with a crooked tooth that looks like it was chewed by a rat that got stuck in a blender and then bit a cheeseburger that was dipped in motor oil.
My cousin's hairlip is so bad, it looks like a raccoon got into her mouth and took a bite out of a streetlight.
That girl has a hairlip so ugly, it makes my dog cry.
He walked into the room with a hairlip so bad, it looked like a tornado hit his face.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you keep spelling words wrong while texting someone, and it looks like you're talking to a blind person with a broken keyboard.
She texted me 'u r a b1tch' and I had to ask her what that meant.
He spelled 'mood' like 'moood' and I thought he was high.
She wrote 'u r a m0th3rfrucker' and I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you wipe the goo from your butt and smear it on your finger, then drag it across your upper lip like you’re trying to start a fire.
He wiped his goo on his finger and dragged it across his lip like it was a hot dog.
She wiped her goo on her finger and then dragged it across her face like it was a pancake.
He did the goo thing on his finger and then dragged it across his upper lip like he was doing a magic trick.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a woman’s vagina is so loose and used up, it looks like it was stretched by a donkey and a tractor at the same time.
That woman’s vagina is so loose, it looks like a tent that got hit by a hurricane.
He said her vagina was so loose, it looked like a bag of chips that got stepped on.
She has a vagina that’s so loose, it could hold a whole family.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone has not one, but two hairlips, like they got hit by a car and then bit a cheeseburger.
That guy has two hairlips, like he got hit by a truck and ate a pizza.
She has two hairlips, like she bit a donut and got hit by a blender.
He has two hairlips, like he got stuck in a juicer and bit a cheeseburger.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone is not just a hairlip, but also a total motherfucker, like they got hit by a car, bit a donut, and then cussed at the donut.
He’s a hairlip and a motherfucker, like he got hit by a truck and then cussed at it.
That girl is a hairlip and a motherfucker, like she bit a donut and then cursed it.
He’s a hairlip and a motherfucker, like he got hit by a donut and then bit a truck.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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