hairlip
When someone has not one, but two hairlips, like they got hit by a car and then bit a cheeseburger.
That guy has two hairlips, like he got hit by a truck and ate a pizza.
She has two hairlips, like she bit a donut and got hit by a blender.
He has two hairlips, like he got stuck in a juicer and bit a cheeseburger.