hairline perm
A permanent insult for Xander who has a bad hairline and a perm that looks like it was done by a drunk raccoon.
'You’ve got a hairline perm, Xander. Your head looks like a bad hair day at the zoo.'
'Man, your hairline perm is worse than my ex’s personality.'
'I saw Xander today. He’s got that hairline perm again. It’s like a bad dream came to life.'