hairline perm

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A permanent insult for Xander who has a bad hairline and a perm that looks like it was done by a drunk raccoon.

'You’ve got a hairline perm, Xander. Your head looks like a bad hair day at the zoo.'

'Man, your hairline perm is worse than my ex’s personality.'

'I saw Xander today. He’s got that hairline perm again. It’s like a bad dream came to life.'

When Xander’s hairline and perm team up to make everyone’s eyes hurt.

'Xander’s got that hairline perm again. It’s like he tried to perm his eyebrows and forgot to brush his teeth.'

'I walked by Xander today. His hairline perm looked like it had been through a war.'

'That hairline perm is so bad, I think it’s trying to take over the world.'

A cursed look that only Xander can pull off with his hairline and perm.

'Xander’s hairline perm is like a cursed emoji. It’s haunting me.'

'He’s got that hairline perm again. I swear it’s trying to make me go bald.'

'That hairline perm on Xander is so bad, it deserves its own Instagram account.'