Hairless turnip - The shaven, proud, and slightly smug balls of a man, like a

The shaven, proud, and slightly smug balls of a man, like a shiny, bald trophy.

My friend’s ‘hairless turnip’ is so shiny, it reflects my face.

He called my ‘hairless turnip’ a ‘man’s pride.’

I got a tattoo of my ‘hairless turnip’, it’s now my new identity.