hairku - A three-line poem that roasts hair, especially Matt Smith’s,

A three-line poem that roasts hair, especially Matt Smith’s, which looks like it was pulled out by a goat and stepped on by a donkey

My hairku got me banned from Twitter. I called Matt Smith’s head 'a hairless donkey.'

I wrote a hairku about the Doctor’s hair. It’s got a curse word and a goat joke.

Hairku is like a haiku, but it’s got more goat jokes and less poetry.