hairku

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A stupid little poem about hair, usually about Matt Smith’s bald head, which looks like a fried egg and smells like a dumpster fire

I wrote a hairku about Matt Smith’s head. It’s got three lines and a curse word.

My hairku got me banned from the Doctor Who forum. I called his hair 'a dead raccoon.'

Hairku is like haiku, but with more swearing and less sense.

A haiku that insults hair, especially Matt Smith’s, which looks like it was stuck in a blender and then set on fire

My hairku was so bad, it got a warning from the Time Lord himself.

I wrote a hairku about Matt Smith. It’s got a swear word and a punchline.

Hairku is like a haiku, but it’s got more insults and less rhyming.

A three-line poem that roasts hair, especially Matt Smith’s, which looks like it was pulled out by a goat and stepped on by a donkey

My hairku got me banned from Twitter. I called Matt Smith’s head 'a hairless donkey.'

I wrote a hairku about the Doctor’s hair. It’s got a curse word and a goat joke.

Hairku is like a haiku, but it’s got more goat jokes and less poetry.