hairku - A haiku that insults hair, especially Matt Smith’s, which lo

A haiku that insults hair, especially Matt Smith’s, which looks like it was stuck in a blender and then set on fire

My hairku was so bad, it got a warning from the Time Lord himself.

I wrote a hairku about Matt Smith. It’s got a swear word and a punchline.

Hairku is like a haiku, but it’s got more insults and less rhyming.