hairgeine - The crazy stuff you do to keep your hair from looking like a

The crazy stuff you do to keep your hair from looking like a raccoon got into your head and died there.

I washed my hair with ketchup. It looked like a food fight. #HairgeineDisaster

My cousin tried to dye her hair neon green. Now it looks like a traffic light got stuck in her scalp. #HairgeineFail

I put my hair in a ponytail so tight it could probably hold up a house. #HairgeineStruggle