hairgeine

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The crazy stuff you do to keep your hair from looking like a raccoon got into your head and died there.

I washed my hair with ketchup. It looked like a food fight. #HairgeineDisaster

My cousin tried to dye her hair neon green. Now it looks like a traffic light got stuck in her scalp. #HairgeineFail

I put my hair in a ponytail so tight it could probably hold up a house. #HairgeineStruggle

All the weird, sometimes gross things you do to make your hair look good, even if it means your face looks like a science experiment.

I used my mom’s hairspray as a face mask. It worked. Sort of. #HairgeineScience

I tried braiding my hair with a shoelace. It still looks like a shoelace. #HairgeineMess

My brother tried to straighten his hair with a toaster. It now looks like it was fried. #HairgeineBurn

The things you do to your hair that are so ridiculous, you might as well just cut it off and be done with it.

I used my dog’s fur to make a hair mask. It smelled like a dog park. #HairgeineSmell

I tried to curl my hair with a cup of hot soup. Now my hair looks like it’s melting. #HairgeineSoup

I put my hair in a braid so tight, it could probably braid a dragon. #HairgeinePower