Hairfeather
A fancy hairdo that looks like you just dipped your head in a bird's nest and said, 'Make it permanent.'
My barber gave me a hairfeather, and now I look like a flamingo with a bad attitude.
My boss said my hairfeather is so ridiculous, it's making the whole office look bad.
My girlfriend's hairfeather is so big, it's causing traffic jams in her hair.