Hairfeather

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A hairstyle so fluffy it looks like you stuck a giant feather up your butt and forgot to take it out.

My cousin's hairfeather is so big, it blocks the sun. I'm pretty sure it's a new kind of solar panel.

My mom says my hairfeather is so bad, it could start a wildfire. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a threat.

My dog tried to eat my hairfeather, and now he's got a full-blown case of hairfeather indigestion.

A fancy hairdo that looks like you just dipped your head in a bird's nest and said, 'Make it permanent.'

My barber gave me a hairfeather, and now I look like a flamingo with a bad attitude.

My boss said my hairfeather is so ridiculous, it's making the whole office look bad.

My girlfriend's hairfeather is so big, it's causing traffic jams in her hair.

A hairdo that looks like it was made by a bird who had a temper tantrum and decided to fluff up your head.

My dad’s hairfeather is so loud, it’s like he’s yelling at the entire neighborhood.

My friend’s hairfeather is so wild, it’s got its own zip code.

My teacher said my hairfeather is so bad, it’s giving the class a headache.