Hairest
A group of Armenians who are so extra they make your mom’s nagging sound like a quiet whisper. They’re basically the worst kind of queers who think they’re the main characters of a bad soap opera.
These Armenians are the Hairest. They’re arguing over who spilled coffee on the couch.
My cousin’s in love with a Hairest. He’s got a mustache and a drama problem.
The Hairest showed up at the party and started singing opera. I wanted to leave.