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A chest so hairy it looks like a raccoon threw a hairball party in there. People use it to describe someone who smells like a sweaty gym sock and a dead goat.
Bro, you look like a Hairest. Did you eat a hedgehog for breakfast?
I saw him walking in the park, and I swear it was a Hairest with a mustache.
My uncle’s a Hairest. He’s got hair on his chest, his arms, and his eyebrows. He looks like a hairy monster.