Hairers
Hairers are people who think Trump’s hair is fake and they won’t stop bugging him about it. They say it’s a wig and they don’t believe anything he says. They’re like the worst kind of fans.
'I bet that hair is a wig. A wig. And I’ll bet my lunch money on it.'
'That hair is fake. It’s a wig. And I know wigs when I see them.'
'He’s got a wig on his head. A wig. And it’s not even good.'