Hairers

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Hairers are people who think Trump’s hair is fake and they yell at him about it like he stole their lunch money. They want proof it’s real hair and they don’t believe anything he says.

'I don’t believe that hair is real. It’s a wig. A fake wig. A wig from a dumpster.'

'If that hair is real, I’ll eat my hat. And I hate hats.'

'He’s got a wig on his head. A wig. And he’s trying to fool us.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hairers are like the birthers but for hair. They say Trump’s hair is a lie and they think it’s a wig. They don’t care if he’s rich or famous. They just want proof.

'That hair is a wig. A wig. And I know wigs when I see them.'

'He’s got a wig on. A wig. And I’m not going to stand for it.'

'If that hair isn’t real, I’m going to burn it down.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hairers are people who think Trump’s hair is fake and they won’t stop bugging him about it. They say it’s a wig and they don’t believe anything he says. They’re like the worst kind of fans.

'I bet that hair is a wig. A wig. And I’ll bet my lunch money on it.'

'That hair is fake. It’s a wig. And I know wigs when I see them.'

'He’s got a wig on his head. A wig. And it’s not even good.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago