Hairers
Hairers are like the birthers but for hair. They say Trump’s hair is a lie and they think it’s a wig. They don’t care if he’s rich or famous. They just want proof.
'That hair is a wig. A wig. And I know wigs when I see them.'
'He’s got a wig on. A wig. And I’m not going to stand for it.'
'If that hair isn’t real, I’m going to burn it down.'