hairemscarem
When your friend is wasted enough to fall into a ditch, stick Krazy Glue in his hand and drop a pile of hair on it. You’ve been saving that hair for months, just waiting for this moment.
I glued my friend’s hand and dropped hair on it when he passed out at the bar. He looked like a mad scientist’s failed experiment.
My friend was too drunk to notice me. I glued his hand and dropped hair on it. He looked like a hairball with a side of rage.
I waited until my buddy was passed out on the floor. I glued his hand and dropped hair on it. He screamed like he’d been tortured by a barber.