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Wait till your buddy is too wasted to know what hit him. Glue his hand shut with Krazy Glue and dump a pile of hair from the floor of your barbershop on it. You’ve been waiting all week for this.

My buddy passed out at the party. I glued his hand and threw a bunch of hair on it. He looked like a confused raccoon in a hairball factory.

I waited till my friend was drunk enough to fall off a chair. Then I glued his hand and dumped hair on it. He screamed like a banshee with a bad haircut.

I filled my buddy’s hand with Krazy Glue and threw hair on it while he was passed out. He woke up like a confused squirrel with a full-time job at a barber shop.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your friend is wasted enough to fall into a ditch, stick Krazy Glue in his hand and drop a pile of hair on it. You’ve been saving that hair for months, just waiting for this moment.

I glued my friend’s hand and dropped hair on it when he passed out at the bar. He looked like a mad scientist’s failed experiment.

My friend was too drunk to notice me. I glued his hand and dropped hair on it. He looked like a hairball with a side of rage.

I waited until my buddy was passed out on the floor. I glued his hand and dropped hair on it. He screamed like he’d been tortured by a barber.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Wait for your friend to pass out from drinking. Use Krazy Glue to stick his hand shut and dump a bunch of hair on it. You’ve been planning this for weeks and it was totally worth it.

I glued my buddy’s hand and dropped a pile of hair on it after he passed out from too much alcohol. He looked like a confused cat in a hair salon.

I waited for my friend to pass out at the party. I glued his hand and threw hair on it. He looked like he’d been attacked by a barber with a grudge.

I glued my friend’s hand and covered it in hair when he passed out. He screamed like he’d been trapped in a hair dryer for life.

by Slangipedia 2d ago