hairemscarem
Wait till your buddy is too wasted to know what hit him. Glue his hand shut with Krazy Glue and dump a pile of hair from the floor of your barbershop on it. You’ve been waiting all week for this.
My buddy passed out at the party. I glued his hand and threw a bunch of hair on it. He looked like a confused raccoon in a hairball factory.
I waited till my friend was drunk enough to fall off a chair. Then I glued his hand and dumped hair on it. He screamed like a banshee with a bad haircut.
I filled my buddy’s hand with Krazy Glue and threw hair on it while he was passed out. He woke up like a confused squirrel with a full-time job at a barber shop.