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When your hair decides to rebel and stand up like a bad-tempered chicken. It happens when you forget to brush it or try to look cool with a little pomade and fail.
My hair looked like a bad hair day commercial. I didn’t even brush it. Just stared at the mirror and cried.
He walked in with his hair sticking up like he’d been hit by a hair dryer. I asked if he was trying to look like a rock star or a mad man.
My morning routine: 1. Wake up. 2. Hair sticks up. 3. Realize I’m never going to be cool.