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When your hair decides to rebel and stand up like a bad-tempered chicken. It happens when you forget to brush it or try to look cool with a little pomade and fail.
My hair looked like a bad hair day commercial. I didn’t even brush it. Just stared at the mirror and cried.
He walked in with his hair sticking up like he’d been hit by a hair dryer. I asked if he was trying to look like a rock star or a mad man.
My morning routine: 1. Wake up. 2. Hair sticks up. 3. Realize I’m never going to be cool.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That one stubborn piece of hair that refuses to lie down, no matter how many times you try to flatten it with your hand or a comb.
I tried to flatten my hair 10 times. It still looked like it had a grudge against me.
She had that one strand of hair that just wouldn’t behave. It was like it had its own brain.
He tried to smooth his hair, but it still stood up like it was screaming, 'I’m not going down!'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fancy way of saying you have hair that stands up like a soldier on parade, usually in the front or on the sides, and it looks either cool or totally stupid.
My hair looks like a mohawk and I didn’t even try. I just woke up and it was like that.
He did a faux-hawk and it looked like he’d been attacked by a hair dryer and a comb.
Her hair stood up like a bird on a wire and it was either the best thing ever or the worst.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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