Hairdresser car
A little car that insecure guys drive because they think big cars are for losers, but it’s just a tiny car with a tiny engine and a tiny ego.
My neighbor drives a soft top roadster and thinks he’s a rockstar.
My brother said, ‘I would never drive a hairdresser car, I need a V8!’
My uncle’s Audi TT is so small, it looks like it belongs in a beauty salon.