Hairdresser car

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A stupid car that rich people laugh at because it’s too cheap for them but still too expensive for you.

My cousin drives a Mazda Miata and thinks he’s James Bond.

My mom’s friend bought an Audi TT because she thought it made her look cool.

My dad said, ‘That BMW Z4 is just a hairdresser car, I’d rather drive a truck.’

A little car that insecure guys drive because they think big cars are for losers, but it’s just a tiny car with a tiny engine and a tiny ego.

My neighbor drives a soft top roadster and thinks he’s a rockstar.

My brother said, ‘I would never drive a hairdresser car, I need a V8!’

My uncle’s Audi TT is so small, it looks like it belongs in a beauty salon.

A car that gay guys drive because it’s cute and it shines in the sun, like a big neon sign saying ‘I’m fabulous’.

My friend’s boyfriend drives an Audi TT and thinks he’s the most fabulous man ever.

My cousin’s gay uncle says, ‘That car is so gay, but I still want one.’

My teacher said, ‘That BMW Z4 is so gay, I’d rather drive a bus.’

A car that metrosexual men drive because they think it makes them look cool and it helps them forget they’re getting old.

My dad drives a navy Mercedes SLK and thinks he’s a cool guy.

My uncle said, ‘I’m getting a soft top because I’m going through a midlife crisis.’

My cousin’s dad bought a BMW Z4 just to look cool at the grocery store.

A car that girls and metro boys buy because it looks good, not because it can go fast or hold anything.

My sister drives a Celica and thinks it’s the best car ever.

My friend’s metro boy drives an MX-5 and says, ‘It’s not a hairdresser car, it’s a sports car!’

My cousin’s dad said, ‘That S2000 is just a fancy toy, it can’t even hold a backpack.’

A little car that people think is cool but it’s just a tiny two-seater that people wish they had.

My friend’s dad drives a Mazda MX5 and thinks he’s James Bond.

My cousin’s neighbor says, ‘I would drive a hairdresser car if I had the money.’

My uncle said, ‘That BMW Z3 is tiny, but I’d still drive it.’