haircute
a drinking game where you get so drunk you feel like you're going to die and the haircut part is just a lie to make it more confusing
I drank so much I feel like I'm going to explode. My head hurts like it was hit by a truck.
The haircut game made me so drunk I started talking to my ceiling.
After the haircut drink, I felt like I was in a dream and my brain was melting.