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when your haircut looks so good it makes your ex jealous and your mom cry

My haircut looks like I paid a million bucks. I feel like a king.

I came out of the barber shop and my friend said I looked like a rockstar. I believe him.

My haircut is so good I got a compliment from my math teacher. That’s a first.

the kind of haircut that makes you look like you just walked out of a fashion show and your face is perfect

My hair is so nice I think I could win America's Got Talent.

I got a haircut that makes me look like a movie star. My dog asked me if I was famous.

My hair is so good my neighbor asked if I was in a commercial.

when two people drink like lunatics and one person drinks the whole thing while the other person pours it like a madman

My friend poured me a drink that looked like it was made by a mad scientist. I drank it and immediately felt like I was on fire.

I tried the haircut drink and now I feel like I swallowed a flamingo.

My friend poured me a drink that made me feel like I was drunk and also had a broken arm.

when your money disappears like it was never there and you’re left with nothing but regret

I lost all my cash and now I have to eat ramen for a week. It’s the worst.

My pay got cut and I now have to wear my sister’s old jeans. I’m mad.

My boss took my money and now I feel like I was robbed.

the act of slicing your hair off like you're fighting a battle with a razor

I got my hair cut and it felt like I was in a war with a barber.

My hair was cut so fast I thought my head was going to pop off.

The barber cut my hair like he was trying to kill me.

a drinking game where you get so drunk you feel like you're going to die and the haircut part is just a lie to make it more confusing

I drank so much I feel like I'm going to explode. My head hurts like it was hit by a truck.

The haircut game made me so drunk I started talking to my ceiling.

After the haircut drink, I felt like I was in a dream and my brain was melting.

a fake kid who thinks he's cool because he has bangs and wears too much hair gel like it's his life

My classmate has bangs that look like they were cut by a robot. He’s annoying.

The kid in my class wears so much gel his hair looks like it’s on fire.

My friend’s bangs are so long they cover his whole face. He looks like a zombie.