haircut rave
a loud event where the only thing people care about is looking like they just stepped out of a hair salon and not a prison.
I tried to enjoy the music, but my friend was too busy applying hairspray to care about the beat.
The haircut rave was so loud, I couldn’t hear the music. All I heard was the sound of hairdryers.
At the rave, the guy in front of me was doing a full blowout in the middle of the crowd. I was impressed. He was not.