haircut rave

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a party where people are more excited about their hair than the music and probably don't even know what the song is.

My cousin showed up with a neon afro and a boombox. The music was loud, but his hair was louder.

At the haircut rave, I tried to dance, but my neighbor was too busy fixing his sideburns to move.

The DJ played a song. No one listened. They were all arguing about whose hair looked more like a mullet.

a concert where people have more layers in their hair than in their personality and the music is just background noise.

I went to a haircut rave and got distracted by my friend’s hair. I forgot the song was even playing.

The guy next to me was so busy flipping his hair that he knocked over the soda machine.

At the rave, the beat dropped, but no one moved. They were all too busy doing their hair.

a loud event where the only thing people care about is looking like they just stepped out of a hair salon and not a prison.

I tried to enjoy the music, but my friend was too busy applying hairspray to care about the beat.

The haircut rave was so loud, I couldn’t hear the music. All I heard was the sound of hairdryers.

At the rave, the guy in front of me was doing a full blowout in the middle of the crowd. I was impressed. He was not.