haircut fetish
A haircut fetish is when you’re obsessed with cutting hair so much, you’d rather do that than eat or sleep or maybe even breathe.
I skipped my lunch to give my friend a buzz cut and now I’m hungry and also kind of a lunatic.
My dad got a bald spot and I think it’s the best thing since sliced bread, or maybe the worst thing since my math test.
My cousin’s stylist is so good, I want to quit my job and be a hair snipper too.