haircut fetish

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A haircut fetish is when someone gets a hard-on from snipping, coloring, and shaving hair like it’s their job and your head is a canvas.

I can’t focus on my math test because my barber is giving me a fade and it’s like a hot dog commercial.

My sister’s hairdresser is so good, he makes me jealous and I’ve never been jealous of a person before.

My mom got a pink streak and now she thinks she’s in a boy band and I have to live with that.

A haircut fetish is when you’re obsessed with cutting hair so much, you’d rather do that than eat or sleep or maybe even breathe.

I skipped my lunch to give my friend a buzz cut and now I’m hungry and also kind of a lunatic.

My dad got a bald spot and I think it’s the best thing since sliced bread, or maybe the worst thing since my math test.

My cousin’s stylist is so good, I want to quit my job and be a hair snipper too.

A haircut fetish is when you get a boner just thinking about cutting hair, dyeing it, and shaving it off like it’s your mission in life.

My barber gave me a new look and now I think I’m a rockstar and I’m not even cool.

I got a purple hair color and now I look like a unicorn and I’m proud of it.

My friend’s hair is so messed up, I think he’s trying to start a new trend and it’s working.