Haircut Champion
The first kid to ever think a mohawk was a good idea. He looks like he got hit by a hair dryer and now everyone else tries to copy him and ends up looking like a burnt noodle.
I got a mohawk. I’m gonna be the king of the school.
I look like a flamingo got hit by a hair dryer. I’m a legend.
My hair looks like a raccoon got into a blender and then exploded. I’m a beast.