Haircut Champion

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The first guy in school to try and look cool by dying his hair neon green and shaving his head like a bald eagle. Everyone else copies him because they think it’s the only way to not look like a total dweeb.

My hair looks like a radioactive lizard. I’m gonna be famous.

I died my hair pink and now I look like a flamingo. I’m a legend.

I shaved my head and now I look like a goat. I’m a beast.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The guy who thinks he’s a rock star because he got a fade and now everyone thinks he’s a disgrace. He’s the reason half the school has a bad hair day.

I got a fade. I’m gonna be the next Justin Bieber.

I look like a bad haircut. I’m a nightmare.

My hair looks like a raccoon got into a blender. I’m a monster.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The first kid to ever think a mohawk was a good idea. He looks like he got hit by a hair dryer and now everyone else tries to copy him and ends up looking like a burnt noodle.

I got a mohawk. I’m gonna be the king of the school.

I look like a flamingo got hit by a hair dryer. I’m a legend.

My hair looks like a raccoon got into a blender and then exploded. I’m a beast.

by Slangipedia 12d ago