haircicle
A haircicle is a gross popsicle made from your hair that you eat when you’re desperate and out of snacks.
Haircicle? I’d rather eat a haircicle than another piece of stale bread.
I tried to eat my haircicle and it stuck to my teeth. It was a disaster.
Haircicle? That’s not a snack. That’s a punishment.