haircicle

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A haircicle is when your head turns into a frozen hairball because you went outside like a fool with wet hair on a winter day.
My head looked like a squirrel got stuck in a freezer. Haircicle for life.
I walked outside with wet hair and now my head is a popsicle. I’m not even mad.
Haircicle? More like hair-icicle. I’ve got a frozen crown, and I’m not gonna take it off.
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A haircicle is a gross popsicle made from your hair that you eat when you’re desperate and out of snacks.
Haircicle? I’d rather eat a haircicle than another piece of stale bread.
I tried to eat my haircicle and it stuck to my teeth. It was a disaster.
Haircicle? That’s not a snack. That’s a punishment.
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