Hairburns
A hairburn is when a gay guy lights his pubic hair on fire while having sex and also gives his partner money like he’s trying to buy his way out of being embarrassed.
My friend’s boyfriend did a hairburn. It looked like a firework show and a bank robbery happened at the same time.
My cousin’s boyfriend did a hairburn. Now he smells like a campfire and a bad decision.
My uncle did a hairburn. It was so bad, the fire department showed up.