Hairburns

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Kids who can't grow a beard try to fake sideburns by pulling their hair down like they're trying to hide a bad haircut and a worse life choice.

My cousin tried to look cool by pulling his hair down. Now he looks like he failed at being a pirate.

My brother tried to do hairburns. He just looks like he got hit by a glue stick.

I tried to do hairburns. Now my head looks like a raccoon got into my hair.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hairburn is what you get when your barber is so bad they make you look like a flamingo got into your head and started a fight.

My barber gave me a hairburn. Now my hair looks like a dog chewed it and then got angry.

My sister went to a hairburn. Now her hair looks like a tornado hit her head.

My friend went to a hairburn. Now his hair looks like a hairball from hell.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hairburn is when a gay guy lights his pubic hair on fire while having sex and also gives his partner money like he’s trying to buy his way out of being embarrassed.

My friend’s boyfriend did a hairburn. It looked like a firework show and a bank robbery happened at the same time.

My cousin’s boyfriend did a hairburn. Now he smells like a campfire and a bad decision.

My uncle did a hairburn. It was so bad, the fire department showed up.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hairburn is a nickname for 50 Cent because he looks like he got hit by a flamingo and then got paid for it.

50 Cent is called a hairburn because his hair looks like it caught fire and he got a bonus.

My friend says 50 Cent is a hairburn because he looks like he just got a haircut from a flamingo.

My teacher said 50 Cent is a hairburn because he smells like money and smoke.

by Slangipedia 12d ago