hairballing
A situation that’s so f**king weird, it makes your brain hurt. Like when everything goes wrong at once and you’re left asking, 'What just happened?'
My morning was a f**king hairball. My coffee was cold, my dog ate my pants, and my neighbor yelled at me.
The day was a hairball. I missed the bus, got into a fight with my dog, and my mom called me a f**king idiot.
The party was a hairball. My friend broke a lamp, my cat ate my pizza, and I got into a fight with my ex.