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A chick bites off a guy's sack hair with her teeth and swallows it. Then she goes down on him and eats him out. When she cums, she coughs up a hairball like a feral cat.
My girlfriend bit my nuts and ate them. Then she came and puked out a hairball in my face.
He got hairballing done by his ex. Now he’s got a hairball stuck in his throat.
She bit my balls off and swallowed them. Then she ate me like a goddamn donut.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A silly word for someone being absolutely f**king nuts. The crazier they are, the more hairball they are. It’s like calling someone a hairball because they’re wild and f**king loud.
My cousin is a f**king hairball. He danced on a table at a wedding and yelled about his ex.
She’s a hairball. She drinks tequila at 10 a. m. and does cartwheels in the park.
He’s a f**king hairball. He tried to talk to a duck and got yelled at.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A situation that’s so f**king weird, it makes your brain hurt. Like when everything goes wrong at once and you’re left asking, 'What just happened?'
My morning was a f**king hairball. My coffee was cold, my dog ate my pants, and my neighbor yelled at me.
The day was a hairball. I missed the bus, got into a fight with my dog, and my mom called me a f**king idiot.
The party was a hairball. My friend broke a lamp, my cat ate my pizza, and I got into a fight with my ex.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you throw stuff out of a truck like a f**king lunatic. It’s like you’re trying to bury someone in cargo.
He hairballed out of the truck like it was a war zone. Boxes flew everywhere.
She threw everything out of the truck like it was a f**king explosion.
He hairballed his entire load out of the back of the truck. It was like a f**king tornado.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you skip sex because your cat puked on your bed. You’re too gross to even think about it.
I skipped sex because my cat puked on my bed. I was too gross to even look at my partner.
He didn’t want to have sex because his cat puked on the bed. It was like a f**king horror movie.
She didn’t want to have sex because her cat puked on the bed. It was so gross, it made her throw up.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your cat throws up a hairball in front of your guests or during dinner. It’s like the cat is trying to embarrass you.
My cat threw up a hairball in front of my mom. She was so embarrassed, she left the dinner.
During dinner, my cat puked a hairball on the table. It was like a f**king disaster.
He had guests over, and his cat puked a hairball right in front of them. It was so bad, it made him cry.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone licks another person’s pussy and gets hair stuck in their mouth. It’s like they’re eating a f**king hairball.
He licked her pussy and got hair in his mouth. It was like he swallowed a f**king hairball.
She licked his pussy and got hair in her mouth. It was so gross, she threw up.
He licked her pussy, got hair in his mouth, and then tried to talk. It was like he had a f**king beard in his throat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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